Branch Covidian Cultists: Put Your Kids in Solitary Confinement

Branch Covidian Cultists: Put Your Kids in Solitary Confinement

New guidelines from Peel Health have suggested parents place children as young as 4 in solitary confinement for two weeks, lest they spread the Chinese Bat Cough. The survival rate for young children with Chinese Bat Cough is virtually 100 percent and strong evidence indicates that children are not a transmission vector for the disease, which has a median death age of 82.4.